AUTONOMOUS TREASURY · ROBINHOOD CHAIN TESTNET · 46630

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STONKEEP.

STONKS, KEPT.

STONKP / USDC · MAIN POOL · LIVE PRINT

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every swap pays the toll · the keep takes its cut · scroll to read the law

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02 · THE LAW

The split is the architecture

40 / 40 / 10 / 5 / 5 — CONSTANTS IN BYTECODE, NOT CONFIG ROWS
40%

Buy & burn

The largest course of the wall. Fees buy $STONKP on the open pool and burn it in the same transaction. Supply only ever goes down through this pipe.

40%

Stonk basket

The keep's treasury: nine tokenized stocks — SPY, NVDA, TSLA, SPCX, MSTR, GOOGL, CRCL, AAPL, META — bought equal-weight and held. The retirement position nobody can raid.

10%

Dev ops

Operations budget, pulled to the dev treasury by the same harvest. Capped, scheduled, and printed on the ledger like everything else.

5%

Liquidity

Dropped into the main pool as full-range liquidity. The position contract has no remove function — depth compounds, extraction is impossible.

5%

Chaos

Deliberate inefficiency: a volatile side asset is bought and burned. A treasury that can only do sensible things is a treasury that can be farmed.

KEEPER 0.25% + DUST the only human touch — and anyone can be it

03 · LIVE STATE

The keep, measured

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04 · THE KEEP

A keep, not a committee

THE STRONGEST TOWER HOLDS THE TREASURE · NOBODY HOLDS THE KEYS
K/01

What Stonkeep is

Stonkeep is an autonomous treasury on Robinhood Chain. $STONKP trades on its own pool; the pool fees accumulate to the keep — a vault contract that claims them and pays five fixed routes. The word is the mechanism: stonk — the tokenized stock basket the treasury accrues — and keep — the castle's strongest tower, the one room built to never be opened by force.

K/02

What it refuses to be

There is no multisig deciding monthly. No manager fee. No upgrade key waiting in a drawer. The split lives in bytecode as constants; the harvest is a public utility anyone can run from any wallet for a 0.25% keeper cut. If a route fails, it waits — the keep never breaks its own law to force a transaction through.

K/03

Where it runs right now

This testnet edition runs the real engine end to end on chain 46630 — live ledger, order desk, nine-stock board, keeper console. Simulated price feeds stand in for mainnet equities data; $STONKP mainnet ships after the external audit. Until then, everything you can read here, you can verify on the explorer.

05 · PROTOCOL

How a harvest runs

ONE TRANSACTION · FIVE ROUTES · FOUR GUARDRAILS

  1. 01 · A swap pays its toll

    Every $STONKP swap on the main pool pays 4.2%; 2.5 points belong to the protocol. The toll accumulates in the pool, owed to the keep.

  2. 02 · Anyone runs the harvest

    harvest() is permissionless — the caller pockets 0.25% of the claim plus rounding dust. Rate-limited by a cooldown: 60 seconds on testnet, one hour planned for mainnet.

  3. 03 · The pot cracks five ways

    40 / 40 / 10 / 5 / 5 — constants in bytecode, not entries in a config table. Minimum claim, per-route minimums and integer dust guards keep the arithmetic honest.

  4. 04 · Every pipe runs alone

    Each route executes as an isolated external call under a gas cap. A stale feed or a thin pool leaves that slice pending — it never takes the harvest down. The ledger records every skip.

INV-1 · claimed = keeper + pending + paid asserted on-chain after every harvest · watch it live in the app

06 · DEFENSES

Walls, not promises

SAFETY GATES ON EVERY ROUTE · G/01–G/06
G/01

TWAP drift gate

Before any pool trade, spot must sit within ±3% of the 30-minute TWAP. Manipulation inside the window is refused, not punished.

G/02

Feed staleness & pause

Stock routes skip any asset whose oracle is older than 15 minutes, paused, or negative. Skips are events, not errors.

G/03

Pool impact cap

No single route moves more than 0.5% of a pool per execution. Oversized amounts batch across future harvests.

G/04

Rollback isolation

Pipes run as external self-calls under try/catch with a 4M gas cap. A failing pipe leaves its funds pending — never takes the harvest down.

G/05

Timelocked custody

Fee-recipient and dev-treasury changes need a request/confirm delay — 24 hours on mainnet. The world watches the intention first.

G/06

Self-auditing ledger

INV-1 asserts claimed = keeper + pending + paid after every harvest. INV-4 asserts the vault holds zero $STONKP when the dust settles.

07 · FAQ

The fine print

EIGHT ANSWERS, ZERO MARKETING
What exactly is Stonkeep?
An autonomous treasury. $STONKP trades on a pool; the pool fees are periodically claimed by a keep contract and split along five fixed routes — buy&burn, stonk basket, dev ops, liquidity, chaos. No human in the loop, no off-chain infrastructure: the whole vault is bytecode.
Who can call harvest?
Anyone, from any wallet. The caller receives 0.25% of the claim plus rounding dust as a keeper reward. Harvests are rate-limited by a cooldown — 60 seconds on testnet, one hour planned for mainnet.
What happens if a route fails mid-harvest?
Nothing catastrophic — by design. Each route executes as an isolated external call wrapped in try/catch under a gas cap. If it reverts (stale feed, drift gate, thin pool), the amount stays pending for that route and every other pipe completes normally. The failed amount retries next harvest.
Are the stock positions real?
On testnet they're simulated — mock feeds push plausible prices for SPY, NVDA, TSLA and six others so you can watch the routing work end to end. On mainnet the same code consumes real equities price feeds and real position tokens.
Why does 5% go to "chaos"?
A treasury that can only do sensible things is a treasury that can be modeled, front-run and farmed. The chaos route buys a volatile side asset and burns it — deliberately inefficient value that keeps the system from becoming a deterministic payoff matrix.
Can the weights or destinations be changed later?
Not by any key we hold. The split lives in the keep's bytecode as constants. The owner role can rotate operational parameters (cooldowns, caps, asset list) — all timelock-protected and visible on-chain — but re-weighting would require deploying an entirely new protocol nobody is obliged to follow.
Why is gas paid in ETH?
This edition runs on Robinhood Chain, an Arbitrum-based L2, where the native gas token is ETH. Your wallet pays fees straight from its ETH balance — the Robinhood Chain testnet faucet at faucet.testnet.chain.robinhood.com funds new addresses with 0.01 ETH every 24 hours.
When mainnet?
After the external audit completes and timelocks are extended to production values. Watch @stonkeep_xyz — the launch announcement is the only signal worth trusting.

08 · WATCH

Every harvest is a public event

THE KEEP DOES NOT DO PRIVATE DEALS

The ledger writes itself in the open.

Each harvest, each route, each skip lands on-chain where anyone can read it — open the app and watch the keep work in real time. Follow the account for the launch signal; read the contracts for everything else.

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  • announcement channelx.com/stonkeep_xyz
  • home of the keepstonkeep.xyz
  • keeper reward0.25% + dust
  • cooldown · testnet60 seconds
  • routes · fixed40 / 40 / 10 / 5 / 5
  • keys heldnone that matter